New painting for my grand opening show at my Tattoo Shop / Art Gallery Ink and Pistons / SlushBox Gallery. September 1st Hot Rod Round Up .. more info at www.inkandpistons.com
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Thursday, April 26, 2012
"Boobacca the Tittie"
Here is the latest in the Rebel side of the Star Tits Series. I couldn't decide between "Boobacca the Tittie" or "Chewboobie the Busty".. any other sugestions.
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Panda-Bushi
The Panda Warior! 12 x 12 Acrylic on masonite. Finished this for a show on comming up next week. It's an Asian themed show so the next few paintings I do will be some of the backlog of Japanese stuff i've had sketched out. Great to prep for my trip to Japan in March!
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Monday, September 19, 2011
Tits and Tats II & some other shit! Calendar 2012
This year Instead of pages
of headless chests you will also see some faces, a few cars and even
some swords, but lets not kid ourselves, we both know what you are
really here for... TITS!
Order now and have plenty of time for the holidays. 12 months - 16 full page spreads over 82 boobs! thats 5.15 boobs per page! (almost 2 full boobs better than last year) This 11 x 17 calendar Features all the paintings from the
Tits and Tats series as well as many popular favorites including all of the Star Wars Boobie Series, The Steam-Punk Series, La Mujer Sin Nombre, a few extras. Pin these tits on your wall today. In stock and ready to now shipping.
Buy it now here:
$25 bucks
(plus SH)
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Sublime Slushbox
First off all before you ask. I hate that fucking band, this painting has nothing to do with those jerk-off’. Prior to that band forever ruining that word it used to be a pretty cool car color. In fact it’s the color of my 1928 Model A which looks strikingly similar to this painting for a reason. I took a little liberty with the blower on the motor and technically i painted a 1930 model a not a 28-29 but whatever.. let’s call it a wish list. Also before I go on I feel I must mention this; If one more person brings in a CD of their horrible music and ask me to play it while they are getting tattooed, I don’t think you’ll like how the tattoo comes out. I’ll probably just tattoo two gay unicorns humping on you. Or in the event that you actually asked for said unicorns, I’ll tattoo a big dick on you with a banner that says “I have shitty taste in music please kick me in my balls or vagina and suggest better bands to me”.
This one really kicked my ass. For anyone that has painted with acrylic in this style I’m sure you ‘ve figured out the secret is to paint form the furthest point back and paint layers on top.
So the entire time you have to keep in mind the order in which to paint each section of the painting.
For example…
The blue background first then the gray ground. Then the passenger side of the car, and passenger floor boards etc, then the door panel and shifter and the seat etc… all the way out to the body of the car. Oh wait first you have to paint some of the engine so that the cowl sits on top of the distributor and bell housing… even the door has a few distinct layers to gain a true three dimensional effect.
There are about 15 layers on the engine alone. I think the biggest headache was that I painted it on Illustration board instead of Masonite which really messed with my speed as I had to let some of the acrylic soak in before I could get an opaque coat.
But i digress…
It’s fun to get back to some OG hot rod shit. I haven’t really painted much of it in the last year or so. Damn Tits and Tats project took up too much focus. (I know I let a little bit of tits and tats creep in, old habits die hard) So I’m going to try to get some of these Hot Rod sketches I have laying around finished keep an eye out...
Shazzam Fuckers!
Friday, July 15, 2011
Bang! Bang!
I tattoo a lot of my paintings, and sometimes I tattoo something and love it so much i have to paint it too. This was a collaboration of both. I had the sketch worked up about three months ago transferred to canvas and ready to paint but it kept getting delayed and I had a little creative block on it. My friend Jenna saw the sketch and wanted it as a tattoo. So basically I had no idea what colors or how this was gonna be painted so i ended up working out the colors as we tattooed her. We went balls out on the bright pink hair and the style of the tattoo was very smooth and pop realistic, So i carried as much of that as possible into the painting. So glad we rocked out the pink hair. Thanks again Jenna!
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Boob Solo (in Carbonite)
Release them puppies from the Carbonite..
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Dark Lord of the Tit
Something very unsettling about this i'm turned on and frightened all at the same time.
Boob Trooper
I'm not even gonna comment on this.. it speaks for itself
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Boobie Fett
Oh yeah i went there.. This one is for an upcoming star wars themed art show . two more coming soon...
Monday, February 7, 2011
Showered with Love
I knocked this out last night after the super bowl for an Valentines art show here in West Palm. I am seriously in love with this painting im not sure why... I must like wet bloody chicks.
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Sunday, February 6, 2011
Monday, October 25, 2010
Tits and Tats Calendar
Order now and have plenty of time for the holidays. 12 months - 40 boobs! thats 3.3 boobs per page. This 11 x 17 calendar Features all the paintings from the
Tits and Tats series as well as a few extras. Pin these tits on your wall today. In stock and ready to now shipping.
Buy it now here:
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Seppuku
I've had this painting stuck in my head for a while now. I finally got around to painting it. I’m really happy with how moody and somber it came out. For those who aren’t versed in Japanese Seppuku, the practice was part of the samurai bushido code. When the samurai brought shame to their feudal lord or shogun, also instead of falling into the hands of their enemies or as a form of capital punishment.
it was done with a wakizashi (shorter sword then a katana) or a tantō (knife) with a cloth wrapped around the blade so they wouldn’t lose their grip or cut themselves. Which apparently was important even though they were about to disembowel themselves..
After the left to right cut was made the samurai’s chosen second attendant, (kaishakunin) would take their head to lessen the pain. It was supposed to be done so that only a thin piece of flesh remained to keep the head attached.
Granted this was usually done in a ceremonial white silk robes but then you wouldn’t get to see her sweet back tat!
Friday, October 8, 2010
PandaCakes
Ok, Ok, one more for the road. The wife wanted one of her actual tattoos, plus i needed a filler page for the calendar. Which is in pre press right now i just have to make some final tweaks it should be on the press next week.
Prints available soon but in the meantime here is the speed painting on it:
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Temptress
Ok thats it for the series, I'm going to have the calendar info soon for anyone that is interested...its been fun.
I'm on to something new.. maybe Butts! or vaginas...anyone?
Devine
Here is the Bandito Blonde girl. She may act all tough but she just needs a hug. Or a good spanking. Or both… oooh this is sounding good.
Monday, August 23, 2010
Blow-Her!
Ok, so this was fun as fuck to paint! I spent all afternoon Saturday and Sunday watching the Lost TV show Auction and painting this. I lost every item I bid on. It really made me pretty sad. I loved that show and all I wanted was a Dharma Jump suit! ... or one of the hatch doors, or some fake Black Rock dynamite, damn-it! And I blame Amanda for talking me out of bidding on Lockes Coffin. $1200!!! come on that was a steel! I'll show you where I’d have kept it!
Anyway, I'm starting to blend my kustom kulture car stuff and my boobie series! Best of both worlds, right? This is going to premier at the Howley’s Hot Rods and Hot Chicks art show tonight, that is if no douchey customers bitch about her nipples being out. Fuckers.
Now, how can I blend Cars, Lost and Boobies? Hummm, the wheels are turning. Frozen Donkey Wheels! (that sold for $27k if you were wondering)





















